09.02.03 - Utter Filth - No Waiting
Call me squeamish, but I'm truly shocked at how quickly the internet has turned from an exciting new frontier into a recepticle for nothing but porn.

Every friggin day, I get 67 e-mails or so. 98% of them are wince inducing. A nice message frm my mom, sandwiched between dreck like sadists.com and tales of Thor and his eight tiny reindeer. Yuck. Who comes up with this stuff? As a soon-to-be-father I really can see why this is a problem. Another one is those guilt inducing sites for flowers I never give to anyone. "It's Father's Day", for example. or "It's National Bedwetting Assistant Associates Day." My Dad DOES NOT DO FLOWERS. Or cards, unless there's some unnerving humor on them. All those other made-up holidays can take their flowers and stick 'em in the south side of a northbound bull.

And Viagra. Y'know, there's gotta be a reason why nature winds things down the way she does. It's over, get over it.

One more thing, hehe...

I keep seeing articles and stuff about scientists trying to get people to live to be 140 years old. Hello!! The world is overpopulated as it is!! Let people die!! Let me die when it's my time.

Around the time I've deleted my 865,396,234,400,161st unwanted e-mail.